Gaaahhh!! Sorry guys, It's been over 2 or 3 months since I last got on, thanks to...ahm...stuff...
Yes, as the title says, I'm alive! *cheering* 
I won't be on as much as I used to be, but I'll try to update (mostly for art only) as frequently as possible.
                                                                                Stay awesome guys!
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Hi people! I'm still writing my DerpyxDoctor fic, but I'm almost done! It was really hard to write for some reason. I originally had it in a notebook and decided to type it up; when I was on MicrosoftWord, I changed it a WHOLE BUNCH. There was more dialogue and the vocabulary was much better (Whaaaattt? Naw, I would NEVER use a Thesaurus OuO). I still need to upload the picture of the cover I took. I drew it in the same notebook (coincidently right before first page of chapter 1). 
                                 A fellow Deviant,
                                    LusaBear
EDIT: 
   Sorry guys, I woke up sick this morning and I'll probably be procrastinating the rest of the day. My stomach/headaches come at random times, so there's a good chance I'll be asleep a lot today. I have 2-3 paragraphs left plus a lil reward for the reader for completing my story 😃 Anyways, I apologize if it's really bad;I hate working with canon characters.

1. Try to balance the light switch in between On and Off
2. WRITERS'/ARTISTS' BLOCK.
3. Starting up the same sentence 3 times while being interrupted each time
4. That one person who you want to strangle every time you see them
5. Say something funny and nobody hears you when the person next to you says it again and everyone laughs
6. Realizing that walking into a class late is equivalent to murder according to your peers
7. Mom asks you to do something, you do it, you sit back down, and Mom wants you again
8. When you're sick on school days and your parents wonder why always on week days
9. When you're drawing something and you can't make the eyes even
10. When you try to draw something a second time and it ends up looking like a gorilla
11. People who can't hate people
12. When you see someone in public and you wave to them, but realize, you've never met them before
13. Running up the stairs at night really fast because you feel an evil presence
14. That one kid who never gets in trouble for anything at school
15. People who won't get off their high horse for nothin'
16. When your favorite song comes on the car radio and then you get to wherever you were going
17. Teachers who say: Oh you've got family/health/house problems? Here, have some more homework.
18. When someone tells you they're a Brony and you ask them what's their favorite episode of MLP Season 4, they tell you: Oh, I'm still on episode 3.

So, I was derping around on wiki and came across this:

State of the Teutonic Order

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Staat des Deutschen Ordens

Civitas Ordinis Theutonici</td>
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Königsberg

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The State of the Teutonic Order (German: Staat des Deutschen Ordens; Latin: Civitas Ordinis Theutonici), also called Deutschordensstaat (pronounced [ˈdɔʏtʃ ɔɐdənsˌʃtaːt]) or Ordensstaat^[2] (pronounced [ˈɔɐdənsˌʃtaːt]) in German, was a crusader state formed by the Teutonic Knights or Teutonic Order during 13th century Northern Crusades along the Baltic Sea. The state was based in Prussia after the Order's conquest of the Pagan Old Prussians which began in 1230, but also expanded to include the historic regions of Courland, Gotland, Livonia, Neumark, Pomerelia and Samogitia. Its territory was in the modern countries of Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, and Russia. Most of the territory was conquered by military orders, after which German colonization occurred to varying effect.

The Livonian Brothers of the Sword controlling Terra Mariana were incorporated into the Teutonic Order as its autonomous branch Livonian Order in 1237.^[3] In 1346, the Duchy of Estonia was sold by the King of Denmark for 19,000 Köln marks to the Teutonic Order. The shift of sovereignty from Denmark to the Teutonic Order took place on 1 November 1346.^[4]

Following its defeat in the Battle of Grunwald in 1410 the Teutonic Order fell into decline and its Livonian branch joined the Livonian Confederation established in 1422–1435.^[5] The Teutonic lands in Prussia were split in two after the Peace of Thorn in 1466. The western part of Teutonic Prussia was converted into Royal Prussia, which became a more integral part of Poland. The monastic state in the east was secularized in 1525 during the Protestant Reformation as the Duchy of Prussia, a Polish fief governed by the House of Hohenzollern. The Livonian branch
continued as part of the Livonian Confederation until its dissolution in 1561.

STAHP IT HETALIA! YU BE KILLIN MY BRAIIINNNN!!!!